Day: June 18, 2009

MasterChugs Theater: What was that?

I’m gonna go ahead and precede this week’s article with an all general possibility for being Not Safe For Work (NSFW). I have no idea what your employer’s views are on employee bandwidth usage. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

In a world, ravaged by the shards of time, thought long ago, with the future hanging in the balance, one man set out to enjoy a movie trailer without seeing cliche after cliche and cliche.

He was unsuccessful. Click the jump to find out why. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: What was that?

Zombie pilot!

Today's humor has been replaced with a PeeWee Herman reference. Could you tell the difference?Pilots used to just be people who got you from point A to point B, and if the flight was uneventful, then that was a gold star for them.

But then Captain Sullenberger had to go and become a hero by crash-landing his plane into the Hudson River.

Well, that’s some bar set for airline heroics. How do you beat a waterlanding that all passengers and crew walk away from?

You land the plane with your ghost.

Awesome, right? The only hitch is that he can only do it once.

Alternate Punchline:
The FAA would not disclose whether the pilot ate the steak or the fish.

Knife fight!

We all know that zoos are prisons for the enemies we capture. Better yet, they give us a chance to look the enemy in the eye and know that they are defeated. But like any prison, someone’s going to get shanked behind bars.

The Calgary Zoo got a little tense recently, when a western lowland gorilla (the highland gorillas wear kilts) grabbed a knife and pointed it at another gorilla. Why? Because sometimes your cell mates need to know what’s up. No one’s sure how the knife got in there, but word is the gorilla is now in solitary for a few days until he talks.

HBO: You need to get on a new show, it’s like OZ with animals!