Take it from Snee: I will be safe again

For eight years–eight years–I believed we had created a safer United States, a bomb-free and non-terrorized America.  I thought that, by taking my shoes off at airports and picketing Muslim schools, we were safe.

All of that was thrown out the window this morning thanks to CNN and Bryan Schools (but mostly Bryan Schools). Now I’m terrified, which is terrorism. (Bryan Schools is a terrorist.)

If 10 U.S. government agents could sneak bombs into U.S. government buildings past other U.S. government employees, then every step the U.S. government has taken to protect me was all a lie. I’m not safe, nor was I ever.

But, I’m going to change that, you Take it from Snee. Continue reading Take it from Snee: I will be safe again

Can’t see Christianity from up there

From the high-tech SeriouslyGuys Graphic Modeling Office!The U.S. Air Force denied the request for a flyover of the “God and Country Family Festival” in Nampa, Idaho (city sister to Tampa, Florida?). The decision came as a surprise because they’d performed at the festival for over 40 years … until now.

The difference is that the Air Force checked the organizers Web site and found that it’s a religious thing, and spokespeople say they are not allowed to endorse “any individual, group, or organization, including any religious or sectarian organization, ideological movement, political campaign or organization, or commercial enterprise, to include a shopping mall or motion picture promotion.”

But 40 years later? What’s the real deal?

Our guess is that it’s all the airborne prayers and guardian angels. Negative, Holy Ghost Riders, that pattern is full.

Getting a degree in douchebaggery

Media professor David Myers, from Loyola University, has been studying how people interact in online games. Why is this of interest?

His study is based on finding out what happens when he starts trolling people. Myers has been studying human interaction in City of Heroes since it first launched all the way back in 2004, and with his character “Twixt” decided as part of his studies to push people’s buttons. When Myers first played City of Heroes and City of Villains, he noticed that the heroes and villains were not strictly playing by the rules, instead peacefully co-existing with each other and often taking out computer-controlled opponents instead of opposing factions. He decided to change all that with his character who would whisk player-controlled villains in front of a cartoon robot firing line for instant kills. He was not liked.

This is where things got nasty; while initially he was gently warned against rampant player-killing, warnings soon blossomed into threats, with Myers sent messages like “I hope your mother gets cancer.” Someone is a charmer. The abuse eventually became so intense – he was accused of being a pedophile and of being a racist – that people were directly threatening Myers and his family, leading him to report them to publishers NCSoft.

So, why did Myers, who is an avid videogamer outside of his work, strive to become the world’s most hated City of Heroes player? To prove that “modern-day social groups making use of modern-day technology can revert to “medieval and crude” methods in trying to manipulate and control others.” His findings? That it wasn’t the game rules that mattered in CoH, it was the hardcore community who sought to preserve their niche little “culture”.

“If you aren’t a member of the tribe, you get whacked with a stick,” he said. “I look at social groups with dismay.”

I forgot what?

HEY CITIZEN!

DO YOU WANT FREE MONEY? OF COURSE YOU DO!

PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND YOU’LL GET TONS OF CASH FROM THE GOVERNMENT EASILY AND FOR FREE! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST FILL OUT A FORM CORRECTLY, NAMING YOUR ADDRESS!

Wait, what? You didn’t fill out your address correctly? As in, the place where you live? And by you, I mean over 41,000 Japanese citizens?

Lame.

‘Would you like to pet my elephant?’

Everyone, not just Republicans, hates poor people. They’re smelly because they seldom shower. They jangle cups without so much as actually asking you if you want some change, and the seldom come up with signs that do not end in “God Bless You.”

Just imagine how it could be if homeless people were elephants. In Thailand, that’s how they roll.

Elephant begging in Thailand is a huge problem. Apparently these things are roaming around the streets of cities, finding tourists and stopping. They then make their human companion species traitors ask for money for the honor of feeding the elephant. Not only are these poor tourists forced to feed the enemy, they have to pay tribute!

Well, no more will that be the case in the country. The government has decided to crack down on it. Southeast Asia: once again, leading the way in the War on Animals.