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Posted on August 6, 2009
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Finally cutting Virginia and the rest of the southern states a break, Illinois takes the red neck cake for the week. Why, you ask? Well, when you are charged with felony aggravated driving under the influence, on your lawnmower … (wait, it gets better) on your way to buy some Milwaukee’s Best, Jeff Foxworthy just became your best friend.
Written by Bryan Schools
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