The doctor* is in the hizz-ouse!
It’s been a while since I’ve answered questions, but your insurance coverage ran out a long time ago.
Unfortunately for my golf game, President Barack Obama is trying to push healthcare reform through–which means more questions for me–and if it passes, I might have to actually practice medicine* for once!
So, let’s get to those letters and, if we have time, a town hall meeting! Continue reading Take it from Dr. Snee: More like ‘healthcare retard,’ amiright?
Reason #4,923 not to have a pet: They will download child pornography and get you, a law-abiding citizen, in trouble.
Open your eyes, people. The danger is all around us!
So apparently you can go to jail for just about anything. Including yawning in court. I wonder if there are any special rules for narcoleptics …
According to CNN, Rob Thomas is apparently releasing a new straight-to-Starbucks solo album. He’s also so still in Matchbox 20, that 90’s band your high school girlfriend loved to dry hump to, that his band members don’t know where he is.
But the article wins the coveted SG Headline of the Day because of this quote:
“If I’m not out supporting my work, I really don’t want people to see me. I go to movie premieres — my wife and I — all the time, and nine out of 10 of those movie premieres, much to my publicist’s dismay, I get there, but I sneak around the pictures and get into the party [using the back entrance].”
Yes, Rob, that’s what happened. You didn’t want people to recognize you.
Reverse psychology FTW!
Well, it looks like once again, we have more enemies to fight, more than 350 new types of them, to be exact. But luckily, we do not need to traipse into the rain forest or go deep under water this time. Nope, we just need to climb the Himalayas.
What did they find? The world’s smallest deer and a frog that can fly, along with hundreds more animals that belong to one of P.T. Barnum’s shows. But there is good news, we may not have to go in and kill these things off. No, we can just wait for global warming to do it.
If you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a whole bunch of tires I need to burn.
