OK, so its Week 2 of the NFL pre-season. You’re pumped up because in four short weeks you’re going to get to see NFL action that actually means something. You’re ready to go, you’ve got your Eagles number seven Ron Mexico jersey ordered and you are ready to rock. But wait, before you make a total mockery of yourself out at the bar or even in the comforts of your own home, follow my rules and people won’t be using your name and K-Fed’s in the same sentence.
Never tuck your jersey in
I cannot overstate this enough, but the only way you should have a tucked in jersey is if you are actually playing. We get it, you love your team enough that you want people to actually think you’re Eli Manning, just please understand that you look ridiculous when you tuck it in to your size 44 Wranglers, real, comfortable, jeans. And a side-note on this, never wear a jersey for any sport when that sport is not in its season, this actually allows people to quantify your pathetically. Continue reading Eat My Sports: More like guidelines