Alcohol and sea creatures don’t (usually) mix
Posted on September 10, 2009
Filed Under Booze News, War on Animals | Leave a Comment |
If you’re at the beach and see someone drowning, think twice before helping them.
In Florida, a man had allegedly been drinking since 9 in the morning recently and when he decided to go swimming. He pretended to be drowning and rescuers came to get him. Rather than let himself be saved, the man threw a jellyfish at them.
In completely unrelated news, The Guys are headed out tomorrow for a weekend-long experiment with alcohol and a beach atmosphere.
(via Deadspin)
Written by Bryan McBournie
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