Well thank God for Tim Tebow
Posted on October 2, 2009
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The University of Florida has made great strides these past few years. From winning four national championships between basketball and baseball, to Tim Tebow reminding us that scripture can be painted underneath our eyes, to preparing for a zombie attack?
That’s right fans of Zombieland! The Gators are preparing themselves to be able to handle all kinds of natural disasters, including attacks by the flesh-eating undead. And you thought your Harvard degree had you sooooo prepared for the real world.
Written by Bryan Schools
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Let’s review:
Q: What is a zombie?
A: A person who has been killed and raised from the dead. They advocate the eating of flesh. They like to convert as many people as possible.
Q: Who is Jesus?
A: Well, see above.
Q: Is Tim Tebow Jesus?
A: Apparently so.
Q: Doesn’t that mean that Tim Tebow is a zombie, and will likely be the source for the beginning of the zombie apocalypse?
A: Quite clever, aren’t you?
Q: Is THAT why the U. of Florida is preparing for the zombie apocalypse?
A: Obviously.
Thank you, that is all.
They removed the plan.
Three guesses who’ll be the first against the wall of walking dead.