Take it from Snee: We’re losing the 2010 war
Posted on October 7, 2009
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There’s a war for our future going on right now.
It encompasses Afghanistan and Iraq, Russia and former members of the Eastern Bloc and even red and blue state alike (well, more blue state, really).
We are closer to returning to the Dark Ages than ever before, a time when years were referred to by the thousands. If we enter the next decade with the same mindset, everything we fought for the past 2,000 years will be for naught.
We talked about this before. Now it’s October, the beginning of the holiday season. As of midnight, January 1st, the pronunciation of 2010 and the fate of our children’s children will be settled.
And we’re already being dragged behind by notorious terrorist Roland Emmerich. Read more
Written by Rick SneePervert gets 1,000 lashes … from Saudi government
Posted on October 7, 2009
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Oh, it must be hard to be a father-figure government based on religious law, especially when that pesky human nature gets in the way. But, it must be even worse when your punishments are kind of kinky as well.
Saudi Arabia has sentenced Mazen Abdul Jawad to 5 years’ imprisonment and 1,000 lashes for “bragging” in a Lebanese documentary about enjoying sex, toys and women he’s not married to.
It’s a good thing that the Saudi government doesn’t stand for these kind of stories. The last thing they’d want the world to think is that their men are normal, not sexless, humorless religious fanatics.
Written by Rick SneePirate + army = does not compute
Posted on October 7, 2009
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Some people don’t want others getting into their business. The adventures of the Pirate Bay, that website of activity that may or may not be illegal (labels are so pase), most assuredly does not want people getting into their business.
And that’s why they’ve now allegedly moved into a nuclear bunker!
(Courtesy of Groonk)
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorPanic at the Dartmouth
Posted on October 7, 2009
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Dartmouth College, that other Ivy League school that people forget about, has had a startling number of students appear with swine flu symptoms. 175 students have shown symptoms of H1N1, and the number isn’t going down. Granted, the number isn’t going up either, but that earlier part really sounds dramatic, doesn’t it?
Here’s the SG guide to ending the swine flu craze:
Step 1-STOP MAKING OUT WITH PIGS.
That’s it.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorWhat?! That’s only one per hour!
Posted on October 7, 2009
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It’s been a while since we’ve had a story out of Australia. Welcome back, mates.
Sports fans can be rather rowdy. In Europe, they don’t serve alcohol at soccer games, in the U.S., they stop serving beer after the seventh inning. In Australia, they limit the amount of drinks you can have, especially at the ever-popular Barthurst 1000, where fans will be required to scale back their drinking to only 24 beers in a day.
We don’t want race fans getting tipsy, now do we?
Written by Bryan McBournie