Pakistani Taliban week late with Obama, Nobel jokes
Posted on October 14, 2009
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Man, talk about issuing a fatwa on a dead horse.
The Pakistani Taliban criticized the Norwegian Nobel Committee for giving the Nobel Peace Prize to U.S. President Barack Obama. They unconstructively suggested giving him the “Villain of Peace Award,” which does not exist and–even if it did–could not field nominations until next year.
The Taliban’s peace credentials include supporting and sponsoring terrorism, wrapping women in Snuggies in the desert and religious intolerance.
Other critics of the award have not renounced and denied affiliation with the Taliban at this time.
Written by Rick SneeFact and fiction still hard to separate
Posted on October 14, 2009
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There’s a new uproar in the world today.
No, it’s not about Obama. That’s so last week.
No, it’s not about Michael Jackson. That’s so Monday.
No, it’s not about Jon and Kate. That’s just sad.
The big uproar is over marketing, that devious tool of the devil. A billboard has been erected (heh heh heh) in Deep River, Connecticut, to help promote underage drinking. That’s a good cause, right? How could you ever think such a thing?! It shows a baby around a beer bottle and a number of empty beer bottles around a teen couple. The madness!
Except it’s an assumption that the bottle by the baby is a beer bottle or that it’s filled. A gross and wild assumption. But hey, that’s never stopped people before, right?
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorBig booze battle baffles beer businesses
Posted on October 14, 2009
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You know, with all that Barack Obama has been taking on, including deciding what beer to have this year, you’d think he’d at least take an interest in booze related subjects in his home state. But no, apparently health care reform is way more important than a Chicago suburb trying to ban sales of airplane bottles of liquor and big cans of beer.
And if the people of Chicago can’t drink, how will they ever be able to stomach watching the Cubs?
Written by Bryan Schools‘E’ is for enemy
Posted on October 14, 2009
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Some people think this blog is alarmist. We get that. Some people think we make things that are really nothing sound like a big deal. So what? There will always be those who refuse to see the world as it is. But this you just can’t ignore.
Not surprisingly, that dog lives in Florida. We don’t need to tell you that a dog that knows how to read is a HUGE threat to all of humanity. What happens if he teaches the other dogs, and they teach the other animals? Our code has been broken. (OK, well just our English code, but still …)
So, who’s up for a hunting trip in the Everglades?
Written by Bryan McBournie