Eat My Sports: Dead man walking edition

OK, so by now you all realize or think that I have some deep-seeded issues with the Landover Redskins, my friends, I do not. I have tons of close friends that are huge Skins fans, they are devout, loyal, and don’t deserve this load of crap they’ve been presented with since about 1994. I pull for them to win, but fact is, I’m a realist, and the Redskins suck.

Six games into this season the Redskins are a robust 2-4 in games that each opposing team had been winless prior to facing the dreaded from D.C.. This my friends is unacceptable in any NFL city (including Detroit, Oakland, St. Louis, Cleveland and Kansas City), and thus leads to whoever your head coach is, in this case Jim Zorn, to be on a very hot seat.

I listen to a lot of sports radio. I love it, its  much better listening to informed opinions as opposed to the same recycled Nickelback song over and over and over and over and OVERAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Last week local radio personality Wes McElroy did a bit on how Skins resident whipping boy Zorn was a ghost in Washington. The man is done, and he knows it. During this segment, McElroy referenced “Office Space” and how Peter went around work as if he did not give a flying #### about anything. His contest (David Letterman style, sans the whole sleeping with your staff) was to have people send in their best ideas on what Zorn should do during his final time in Washington, because he’s fired, he knows it, so why not have some fun, right? The top 10 entries got compiled to a list for everyone’s enhoyment. I forgot to e-mail mine in, and because I’m on a time crunch this week, I’ve hacked McElroy and am giving you my top 10 list  of things Zorn should do in his final days, because, why the hell not? Give Dan Snyder the finger buddy, you’re already gone. Continue reading Eat My Sports: Dead man walking edition

Catholic Light no more

He's certainly an eighth now.Groundskeepers at St. George’s Chapel in Windsor Castle are reporting tremors.

At this point, the cause of the steady quake is unknown, but geologists have narrowed the focal point to somewhere around Henry VIII’s tomb.

They reported that the waves are undulating, which is characteristic of some sort of underground rolling motion.

When asked to comment, some Anglicans passed the blame on to homosexuals and women.

What about ‘tail sequestration?’

A terrorist group calling themselves “The Humane Society” (Nice name, you steal it off of some New Wave band?) is at it again. This time they are taking steps to make sure cows have tails.

Of course, this matter is important in California.

If we stop cutting of the tails of our cattle, what’s next? Activists will probably demand that we stop milking them for our selfish needs, or start eating f&#$ing veggie burgers!