Western technology at work for traditional values

Posted on October 22, 2009
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Better known as Bon Jovi Disease. Look, we’re not condoning attempting to kill your children because they’ve grown “too Westernized.” In fact, we’re taking the hard line here and saying we’re against it: attacking your kids to uphold your ideology is wrong. (There, we said it.)

But … if you’re going to do it, wouldn’t it make a stronger message if your method doesn’t involve a Jeep?

Seriously, we can see you hauling a bunch of rocks to throw at her with it, maybe even rigging it with explosives, but letting the rubber meet the road? Maybe she learned it by watching you, dad.

Written by Rick Snee