Take it from Dr. Snee: Healthy tips for healthy living
Posted on November 11, 2009
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Every day, I receive more and more emails about the swine flu, vaccines and restraining orders I’ve violated. I wanted to believe that I’m better than that, that common medical queries and accusations of unwanted (yeah right) advances were beneath me.
Well, I am, but somebody has failed you. I blame the public schools, which do not deserve my money to address their shortcomings. (You want better funding? Get a government loan and go to medical school like I did!*)
However, there’s no need to go into specifics about silly hot button issues that any practitioner at the free clinic can tell you about, not when the real issue here is how to stay healthy. If you’re healthy, then swine flu and vaccines don’t matter.
Fortunately, my method is simple: the Halloween Principles of Health. Read more
Written by Rick SneeThis is, of course, Glenn Beck’s fault
Posted on November 11, 2009
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You gotta feel for Sean Hannity. For years, he was everyone’s favorite Fox News host to hate since O’Reilly would–occasionally–prove his independent politics. But, then Glenn Beck moved over from CNN.
Suddenly, waving a flag to match the one on your lapel while asking why liberals are traitors wasn’t crazy enough anymore. Where’s your tears, Sean? Are you too wussy to quake and cry for your homeland? We bet Colmes could blow a snot bubble for the greatest nation on Earth!
What’s a guy to do when he’s losing his ratings to a man who invites America to teaparties? Why, doctor video footage of Michelle Bachmann’s anti-health care rally with footage from a better-attended one to make it look like more than 10,000 people skipped work to protest the laziness of others.
Written by Rick SneeUnga bunga all night long
Posted on November 11, 2009
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Buried deep within our genes is a desire to expand outward. Now, in this day and age, this desire can be expressed anywhere from cultural diversity to knowledge expansion. But 24,000 years ago, things were different.
Outward expansion for the Neanderthals may have been simply buggering the ancestors of modern man.
At least, that’s what some scientists are theorizing. Paleoanthropologist Milford Wolpoff and some of his colleagues are proposing that Neanderthals weren’t eliminated thanks to survival of the fittest, but were actually absorbed into modern man’s genetic race. Of course, considering that we’re known as modern man and not modern Neanderthal, this might not have been the strongest plan for expanding outward.
This is news that will definitely make the feminists that think men do nothing but do anything that’s out there jump for joy.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorBlack or white, Sosa still blames the cream
Posted on November 11, 2009
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Regarding all matters in the “what the ####” category, Sammy Sosa is saying that a cream he uses makes him substantially whiter. Now, this could be the same cream that made Barry Bonds’ head the size of a watermelon and Mark McGwire forget the past.
Written by Bryan SchoolsAnd it was even autographed
Posted on November 11, 2009
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Prison photos may not be the most flattering spreads you’ve ever had, just ask funnyman/pimp Katt Williams. American problems are not unique, in fact they have the same problem in England.
A man police say was wanted for burglary did not like the picture authorities provided of him to the media. So he decided to do something about it. He sent in his own headshot.
While this is incredibly stupid, at least he sent in a picture of himself in front of a police vehicle, that’s slightly badass.
Written by Bryan McBournie