Unga bunga all night long

Posted on November 11, 2009
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Buried deep within our genes is a desire to expand outward. Now, in this day and age, this desire can be expressed anywhere from cultural diversity to knowledge expansion. But 24,000 years ago, things were different.

Outward expansion for the Neanderthals may have been simply buggering the ancestors of modern man.

At least, that’s what some scientists are theorizing. Paleoanthropologist Milford Wolpoff and some of his colleagues are proposing that Neanderthals weren’t eliminated thanks to survival of the fittest, but were actually absorbed into modern man’s genetic race. Of course, considering that we’re known as modern man and not modern Neanderthal, this might not have been the strongest plan for expanding outward.

This is news that will definitely make the feminists that think men do nothing but do anything that’s out there jump for joy.

Written by Chris "Chugs" Taylor