Stop that bare-assed thief!

Posted on December 1, 2009
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It’s December, which means for the northern hemisphere, it’s pretty much winter. Does that mean the animals are taking the winter off? Hell no. They’re just letting their allies to the south take over.

In South Africa, baboons are shaking down innocent drivers as they pass. They have learned to open car doors and can easily hop through an open window, allowing them to comb the car for food, demand money, assault women, whatever. Recently, a troupe of 29 of the terrible monkeys conducted an assault on a line of cars.

They’re getting smarter, and they have a better idea of where the picanic baskets are. If you’re heading to South Africa for some sightseeing, remember to bring an elephant gun.

Written by Bryan McBournie