As reported here last week, Tiger Woods and Barack Obama will be on the cover of this month’s Golf Digest with 10 tips Obama can take from Woods. Because I never get tired of beating a dead horse, let’s take a look at what those tips would be from SG.
10. Drive the ball, not an SUV
Apparently golf clubs work better on balls, not windows.
9. Turn your escapades into marketing campaigns.
Where do you think Gatorade came up with “Is It In You?”
8. Don’t leave personal greetings on your cell phone.
Giggity.
7. Use the Kennedy room.
It’s awesome for whiskey and escapes!
6. Throw golf clubs at people whenever you mess up.
Only catch is your wife does the same whenever you screw up.
5. Blame it on the media.
Whenever you mess up, it’s the press’ fault, not yours. Continue reading Eat My Sports: A Tiger earns his stripes

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