Day: December 9, 2009

Give it to Snee: Whatcha buy me?

Puppy is an aphrodesiac in some cultures.A little over a month ago, I gave out invaluable holiday gift-giving advice. However, I left off the most important person to shop for: me.

You’re probably wondering if I’m getting you anything this year, to which I respond, how about the gift of knowledge every week. For almost an entire year, I’ve shared the fruits of my education and life lessons with you, and maybe it’s about time you stop taking it from me, but giving a little back.

Besides, after I discovered that even Hitler had a wish list, it seemed silly not to have my own. Continue reading Give it to Snee: Whatcha buy me?

You know who else had a wishlist?

One of 31 albums of artwork that Adolf Hitler wanted will be returned to Germany in January. The album is a collection of photographs of artwork that Hitler hoped to collect for his Führermuseum in Linz, Austria.

The album was taken by John Pistone at the end of World War II when he entered Hitler’s home in the Bavarian Alps in 1945, which is surprising when you consider that of all the souvenirs he could have grabbed–weapons, uniforms or cloning vials–he choose a 12-pound picture book.

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New Delhi: Not the public pool

New Delhi is going to be host to the Commonwealth Games in October of 2010 (say it with me, people: twenty-ten), and they’re starting to think that maybe it’d be in their best interest to start cleaning up some of the land so people might be a little impressed with the country.

So that is why they are now embarking on a campaign to holster public urination. According to the mayor of New Delhi, billboards are being put up alongside roads and on buses in an effort to embarrass the lack of shame out of would be perpetrators. We can only hope that shame is the only thing embarrassed out of said offenders.

Men, put away those penises! Ladies, there better not be a puddle underneath where your butt was! The war on crime just got a little dirtier in its efforts to clean up the city.

I’m taking you to lover’s court

You know how all those women are coming out saying they slept with Tiger Woods? (We’re cutting back on covering this story, we swear.) That might not be a great idea for the 10+ ladies. It seems that if you are the other man or woman responsible in breaking up a marriage, you can be sued.

This is our country.

It’s called alienation of affection, and you really don’t want to get slapped with it–at least if you live in one of the seven states that recognize it. If you happen to be the one to lose out in the love triangle, you can get over $1 million to help console you and get you through the lonely nights.