Today’s column is an open letter to the two-time Super Bowl Champion, and accused sexual aggressor, Ben Roethlisberger.
Dear Ben,
You don’t know me, and hell probably never will. I represent a very insignificant portion of the fan base that dons your jersey and supports you even in your boneheaded decisions on and off the field. We have comes to terms with the facts that a) your head will be comprised of jello by age 40 thanks to our AWESOME offensive line b) you seem to have an insatiable sexual appetite, by reputation and police reports, and c) that mustache you had going at the end of last season did not help any of the above statements. Continue reading Eat My Sports: Keep it in your pants, ‘Ben’