MasterChugs Theater: ‘American Ninja 2’

The original American Ninja introduced us to Michael Dudikoff as a blond-haired, blue-eyed U.S. soldier skilled in the arts of ninjitsu. In all ways it was an action movie that represented the decade of its birth: excessive, somewhat shallow and pure VHS filler.

American Ninja 2: The Confrontation, on the other hand, isn’t just a movie, it is truth in advertisement to the letter. Not only does it feature an American ninja but it also has a confrontation. So right there we must give credit where credit is due, because damn it, some movies don’t even get this right so at least the movie candidly delivers what it said it would. Some would mock the title, claiming such viscous things as “Have you seen a ninja movie without a confrontation?” But DAMN IT, this is no call for criticism, it’s for PRAISE. And strangely enough, that’s the only negative thing he says about American Ninja 2, but can you blame him? I sure wouldn’t want to irritate the American Ninja, especially after seeing his invincible standards here. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘American Ninja 2’

Sony are you ok? Will you tell us, that you’re ok?

Michael Jackson isn’t dead, he’s still alive and kicking and making Sony Music a freaking ton of money. At least, that’s what the music giant is hoping The King Goes Pop still does for them after licensing a $250 million, 10-album deal so Jackson can continue to release new music, even though he’s dead, for a long time, Tupac.

We personally hope that Jackson’s camp holds on to the rights for the rumored single “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough (Underage Kids).”

It makes perfect sense

Some people like to dress up their pets as a form of humiliation, or dress up their babies because they are cute. Seldom are children used for art, and when they are it’s usually in a creepy way.

Danish-Norwegian artist Nina Maria Kleivan, 50 (!), decided to dress up her four-month-old daughter and take pictures. She made some costumes, dressed the kid up, and took pictures. Only thing was, she dressed the baby up as nine different famously brutal dictators.

The list includes Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein and more. Her cuteness will ruthlessly control your life.