Well after months of meaningless basketball, we are now finally at the two-month long apex of the NBA known as the playoffs. That’s right kids, you can start cheering now for who (Cleveland) will win in June. The suspense.
If you’re like me, and most of you aren’t because I still pull for that donkey dung of a NBA franchise in New York, you are pulling for Cleveland to lose immediately. Thus putting into effect a series of events that land Dwayne Wade and LeBron James in the Big Apple in the beginning of July. But for the rest of you, you want my crystal ball predictions that are freaking on point. I know we’re already two games in, but here are my round one predictions for series already in progress, sue me.
(1)Cleveland Cavaliers versus (8)Chicago Bulls
Insulted that Bulls’ center Joakim Noah thinks there is nothing to do in Cleveland, LeBron James takes Noah to meet Mike Holmgren at an all-you-can-eat buffet, where Noah is then mistakenly confused for a pork chop.
Cavs in five
(2)Orlando Magic versus (7)Charlotte Bobcats
If we’ve learned anything the past few years it is that the Magic can bully almost any team in a series. And we’ve also learned that Vince Carter, like kids on the 10th grade JV team, likes to wear t-shirts underneath his jersey.
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