Friday is here again. I’m already enjoying the weekend, because I had a half day at work. At the time of this posting, I’m not even near a computer. So how am I typing this? Spooky. If you accidentally hurt the stock market by typing “billion” instead of “million,” odds are you missed it.
Feel the baseball energy!
In keeping with the quality, wholesome sports fan tradition Philadelphia is known for, Phillies fans shouted “Tase ’em again” as security guard and police officers chased a spectator in the outfield just one night after a teenager was shocked during his arrest. The new guy wasn’t shocked, but he was arrested, and charged with among other things, marijuana possession. Yes, he had a bag of pot on him when he jumped onto the field. Brilliant.
Fire bad
So, yeah, remember that whole “Neanderthal” thing way back tens of thousands of years ago? Well, um, apparently some of our human ancestors got it on with the Neanderthals, even though God clearly said, “Hey, those are not your kind. Stay away.” So, apparently science found that some people are up to 4% Neanderthal. We’re looking at you, Ben Roethlisberger.
Wait–he was Canadian?
The Los Angeles County coroner’s office said that actor Corey Haim did not die from a drug overdose. It was actually pneumonia, with breathing and blood circulation problems. If you bet on this one in Las Vegas, you would be one very, very rich man right now.