If history is any indicator, mankind is always bound to discover new things, and it the History Channel is any indicator, there are aliens and monsters that we keep searching for but nature/ The Government/ reality keep getting in the way.
Well, monsters are real on occasion. That is, if you define monsters as some scary-ass animals we didn’t know about before. This week has been particularly bad in that sense. First off, we had what seems to be the semi-annual “Look What I Found in the Rainforest” new species story. Among the finds: the Dracula minnow.
That’s right. A minnow that is also a vampire loosely-based on Vlad the Impaler. Also, it would be a good name for a metal band. Continue reading The McBournie Minute: Monster-sized bad news