Have you seen the new Twilight movie? Me neither! OK, let’s face it, you saw it at midnight on Thursday. I won’t tell anyone you were there, I promise. Besides, no one is reading this in the first place. They have all headed out for their long weekends. If you were busy running from Hurricane Alex, odds are you missed it.
Spies like us
Shortly after Russian President Dimitry Medvedev (hey, two mentions in YMI in two weeks!) left Washington, D.C., the FBI swooped in and arrested 11 suspected Russian spies, three lived in the D.C. area, and the rest were in New York, I think. The media seized upon this important national security story with all the maturity that we have come to–wait, one of them’s a lady spy and she’s pretty? Put her on the front page!
Call it Ishmael
Twelve million years ago, a giant beast swam the seas and preyed upon whales. Some sort of shark? A squid? Some other sort of fodder for a Peter Benchley novel? No, turns out it was an ancestor of the sperm whale. Scientists announced their discovery of the whale this week after finding most of a skull and huge teeth in a desert in Paraguay. They named it after Herman Melville, because, of course, he wrote Bartleby the Scrivener.
Well, the British did set fire to his house
In other Russkies-related news, Mel Gibson has some problems with people who have Russian-sounding names, like Oksana Grigorieva, ex-girlfriend mother of his daughter. A tape surfaced this week in which Gibson took a break from blaming Jews for everything, and instead it’s a taped phone conversation, where among other things, he threatens to burn her house down, but first she must do a sexual act on him first. Remember that when you watch The Patriot this weekend. Happy Independence Day, everybody!