Apparently there was an earthquake in the Washington, D.C. area early this morning. I saw apparently because I slept right through it. Granted, it was a small one, but I know people farther away who were woken up by the shaking. But the Washington will rise from this tragedy. We will stay strong. I will be accepting your donations–it’s for a good cause. If you were busy capping an oil well, odds are you missed it.
Now begins the wait for the movie
Colton Harris-Moore, the alleged barefoot bandit, was arrested in the Bahamas. He is wanted for a series of burglaries, as well as the thefts and crashes of a few planes. So that means it’s time for me to launch my career, get ready for “the shirtless bandit!”
I just want to say one word to you, just one word: Horses.
Dustin Hoffman has played everyone from Captain Hook to the Rain Man, and probably had some roles in the past 20 years. We’ll look into that one. His next role will finally take advantage of his short stature. OK, actually, we don’t know what he’s going to be playing, but he will be on an HBO show about horse racing. Let’s just assume for now that he’s playing a jockey. I’m in.
No booze at the reception though, they’re not 21
Finally, some good news. It seem there might be hope for the rest of us poor souls out there who threw away their hopes for eternal love when Al and Tipper Gore called it quite. Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are engaged! That means that The Daughter of an Overexposed Politician and The Guy Who Knocked Her Up are going to have the wedding of the year! So does this mean their son, Rig, or whatever his name is, is no longer a bastard?
A dorm named after a Klansman?