And so ends another week. At this point, all the kids are heading back to school. There’s really nothing much to be excited about on that front, aside from the fact that everywhere you travel, there will not by high-pitched midgets around to bother you. That, my friends, is freedom. If you were bust thinking the president is a Muslim, odds are you missed it.
Rockets need juice
I will be honest with you here. You may not know this about me, but I am a fan of the Red Sox Base-Ball Team of Boston, Massachusetts, though this is not such a great year to be such. However, this week things got a little better, when retired pitcher Roger Clemens was indicted for perjury, relating to his statement under oath that he did not take steroids. Former teammate Andy Pettitte, Boston’s favorite Yankee, said The Rocket had in fact used performance-enhancing drugs. Rumor is Clemens’ doughnuts were filled with HGH instead of creme.
If I was president
Wyclef Jean, better know as the guy in the Fugees you can name who isn’t Lauren Hill, is Haitian. Perhaps you’ve heard. Jean is running for president of Haiti, because the earthquake has inspired him to hold a high office despite having no prior experience. Jean’s comment: “Hey, it worked for Elena Kagan!”
What word is offensive but not the N-word?
Just before the opening of her new movie “The Switch,” Jennifer Aniston finds herself in hot water for her word use. During an interview on “Live with Regis and Kelly,” Aniston said the word “retarded.” This means, of course, that there will be scored of people picketing her movie, telling people not to go in. Only this time, people may actually listen.