There are many deathsports in the world: Russian Roulette, Duck-Duck-Shark, Taser Tag …. All mere child’s play!
The truly most dangerous sport–especially in dry grasslands–is golf.
One unidentified golfer in Irvine, California proved this deadly fact when his iron club grazed a rock, pitching a spark into the rough. The resulting fire spread quickly and was eventually put out by 150 firefighters.
A memorial will be unveiled for the two bushy hillsides that are no longer with us.
Barack Obama seems to be someone we can clearly look up to (that’s a legitimate reality for me). After all, he’s president of the United States of America, which, mind you, is no small task. Leader of the most powerful country in the free world? Yeah, that’s got some prestige attached to it.
Attendant of Harvard Law School? Fairly select place to get in.
Winner of a Nobel Prize? Hey, they don’t necessarily just go about handing those out to everyone.
But now the man has been awarded potentially the greatest title he’s ever been given in his life. A Serbian festival that celebrates the potatoes of life has given Obama a “big balls award (link might be Not Safe For Work for you).”
President Obama was not present to accept the award, possibly off somewhere doing something extremely arrogant and manly, as his award denotes that he would do.
Yesterday we learned that because you drink, you will outlive your sober peers, even though we are not sure why. We aren’t talking moderate drinkers, we’re talking about the heavy lifters. So, logic dictates that the more you can drink, the better you are.
So, if alcohol is healthy, what could be healthier than fried beer? The world was just an OK place to live–until the recent invention of such an item. Now, you can have your beer deep fried inside a ravioli-type thing, slice it open, and drink up.
Who doesn’t love their beer piping hot?
