Normally, we begin a hardcore look at horror movies in October; however, we’re making an exception for two reasons.
I think we can make an exception in this case, don’t you? Especially when said movie to be reviewed is the best vampire movie ever made. And no, it’s not hyperbole if it lives up to the hype. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Let the Right One In’
In response to today’s Headline of the Day, “Low dietary fat more effective in fighting breast cancer than wearing pink,” all we can say is DA-YUM.
We almost asked the writer, David Liu, who peed in his mammogram results, but–show of hands–anyone out there not aware of breast cancer?
That it kills a lot of women, and breasts are removed?
Getting tested is a good idea?
Yeah, that’s what we thought. Maybe it’s time for Komen to get into cookbooks instead of cheesy bumper stickers.
Rarely has our category ever been more accurate.
Canada, specifically Ontario, has begun the first steps in legalizing prostitution. A ruling by a judge took down three laws under the pretense that it’s to balance the rights of sex-trade workers, rather than having to deal with the concept of morality.
Now, what does this mean?
And in news that is sure to make the nation’s suicide rate hike up a notch, Jersey Shore hooker Snooki is possibly going to be a published novelist.
America, you have yet another reason to count yourself lucky that you live here: we are far less open to attack then so many other countries.
Here in America, we have a gentleman’s agreement during our sporting events that animals will not interfere (or else they will be severely punished. In India, such boundaries do not exist. In fact, because of the upcoming Commonwealth Games there, an elite team of monkey catchers and snake charmers has been deployed to ensure the invading primate and reptile armies will not interfere with the games, nor the spectators.
Methinks a joint attack is imminent.
Hey, there hot, young and single lady! Why so single? Is it because you haven’t met the right man, yet?
What’s that? You already met the right man, and it didn’t work out?
Well, have I—and by “I,” I mean the Cream Dream Team dating service made up of Andrew Breitbart and I—have great news for you: James O’Keefe has already planned your dream date. Continue reading Take it from Snee: Win a date with James O’Keefe!
When it comes to articles, online posts and signs, it’s tough to figure out what exactly Tea Partiers want. For instance, many people keep reading racism in their message, yet the writers always claim it was read wrong.
So, if communicating their message to the greater public in words is so difficult, maybe books and writing aren’t their strong point. And that’s when it’s time to put out a coloring book.
Sure, the French are a stuck up bunch, who are more self-absorbed than any culture on the planet. However, those pastry eating, wine sipping Frenchies just don’t like to work up a sweat in order to look good.
The Vdara is in the new giant Las Vegas City Center complex in the middle of the strip, a place that has around 4 hotels or so. You know what it also has?
People staying at the hotel have been complaining lately about being more tanned than usual. This isn’t necessarily because of a growing ozone layer hole above the neon city, but because a design flaw in the building. Said flaw has been magnifying the searing light of the sun into a highly potent laser beam of doom, much like you probably did to ants or beetles as a child with a magnifying glass.
The temperatures of the rays have gotten so hot that it’s managed to melt different layers of plastic, something that normally doesn’t begin melting until a minimum of 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Ladies and gentlemen, we are clearly looking at the first ever super villain death trap. I applaud the architects in charge.
There’s no easy way to put this folks, but our worst fears have come true. No, wolves have not taken over New York City (yet), it’s worse. The Iranians have developed a new and deadly weapon, aside from their own nuclear power plant (it happened!), they now have a boat that can fly. Or is it a plane that can float?
This means that the Iranians now have aircraft that equal some of our own in the mid-late 1940s. I have had this suspicion for years, but been too afraid to voice it, for fear of retribution from the intelligence community: the Iranians kidnapped Howard Hughes and are forcing him to build them planes.
Think about it, when was the last time you saw Howard Hughes in public?
