Hey, look! The summer is over and there is actually some news to cover out there. You folks think these summaries just write themselves, but let me tell you, it takes me minutes of hard work and dedication every week to bring you the You Missed It goodness you love so much (at least in my head you do). If you were busy having your Heisman trophy taken away, odds are you missed it.
Why do I keep referencing the same movie?
Generally, we have the asteroids coming toward Earth for Michael Bay to handle, but every now and then, even his spinny-360-wide-angle camera shots can’t encapsulate (Triple word score!) the danger we face. On Wednesday, we had not one, not two, but–well, actually two, sorry about that–two asteroids pass us as shorter distances than the Moon. That means we came close twice in the same day to getting blown to smithereens–or the arrival of two Transformers, take your pick.
The burning sensation
This week, the Vatican shocked the world when it took a stand against Pastor Terry Jones and the Dove World Outreach Center for their plans to burn Korans on the ninth anniversary of 9/11. The Holy See said it was greatly concerned with the plans. Folks, when a guy who grew up in the Hitler youth is telling you burning a book is a bad idea, maybe it’s time to reconsider.
But he has to wear the suspenders
It’s no surprise that Larry King is stepping down in a few months. We knew that already. However, we found out this week that Piers Morgan will be his replacement. You know, the guy who’s a judge on “Britain’s/America’s Got Talent” and the former winner of “Celebrity Apprentice.” That guy. Look at it this way: at least it wasn’t Ryan Seacrest.