Last weekend I was driving home and I saw the first few trees changing color, marking their inevitable death. Why do trees have to be so dramatic about it? It’s like “look at me, the chlorophyll is leaving the air and I’m going to show you I hurt inside.” Trees are so needy. If you were busy getting picked to play Freddie Mercury in a movie, odds are you missed it.
So is he also going to play the Unabomber?
As it turns out Joaquin Phoenix is not a crazed, highly-talented actor-turned hip hop artist. Well at least the movie about him isn’t real. It was revealed this week that the upcoming documentary about Phoenix and his decent into madness/ post-acting career is nothing but a two-year hoax. Casey Affleck, friend of Phoenix and director of the mockumentary, confirmed this week that it is all fake, and that Phoenix was just acting. Finally, we have a reason to hate someone with the last name “Affleck.”
Ben XVI meets Liz II
The Pope is in the United Kingdom. Let’s think about that for a moment. The head of the Catholic Church went to England, a country that officially renounced Catholicism as a whole centuries ago, but the Pope is there anyway. He must have a thing for the Queen or something. In the meantime, the Irish found a way to make it about them losing and England winning yet again.
Imma stop you right there
MTV hosted the Video Music Awards last weekend. You know, that show where the categories keep changing for videos they don’t actually show in the first place, giving out awards with an icon whose meaning no one remembers? That was on. It is also the award ceremony where anything can happen, so be ready for it! Unfortunately, nothing really out of control happened this year, which kind of made it feel like a let down. But that didn’t keep people from remembering last year’s Kanye West-Taylor Swift incident, in which America’s sweetheart ruined West’s moment of drunken fame.