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When it comes to articles, online posts and signs, it’s tough to figure out what exactly Tea Partiers want. For instance, many people keep reading racism in their message, yet the writers always claim it was read wrong.
So, if communicating their message to the greater public in words is so difficult, maybe books and writing aren’t their strong point. And that’s when it’s time to put out a coloring book.
Sure, the French are a stuck up bunch, who are more self-absorbed than any culture on the planet. However, those pastry eating, wine sipping Frenchies just don’t like to work up a sweat in order to look good.
The Vdara is in the new giant Las Vegas City Center complex in the middle of the strip, a place that has around 4 hotels or so. You know what it also has?
People staying at the hotel have been complaining lately about being more tanned than usual. This isn’t necessarily because of a growing ozone layer hole above the neon city, but because a design flaw in the building. Said flaw has been magnifying the searing light of the sun into a highly potent laser beam of doom, much like you probably did to ants or beetles as a child with a magnifying glass.
The temperatures of the rays have gotten so hot that it’s managed to melt different layers of plastic, something that normally doesn’t begin melting until a minimum of 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Ladies and gentlemen, we are clearly looking at the first ever super villain death trap. I applaud the architects in charge.
There’s no easy way to put this folks, but our worst fears have come true. No, wolves have not taken over New York City (yet), it’s worse. The Iranians have developed a new and deadly weapon, aside from their own nuclear power plant (it happened!), they now have a boat that can fly. Or is it a plane that can float?
This means that the Iranians now have aircraft that equal some of our own in the mid-late 1940s. I have had this suspicion for years, but been too afraid to voice it, for fear of retribution from the intelligence community: the Iranians kidnapped Howard Hughes and are forcing him to build them planes.
Think about it, when was the last time you saw Howard Hughes in public?
