MasterChugs Theater: ‘Let the Right One In’

Normally, we begin a hardcore look at horror movies in October; however, we’re making an exception for two reasons.

  1. The American remake of Let the Right One In, Let Me In, opens tomorrow.
  2. October begins tomorrow.

I think we can make an exception in this case, don’t you? Especially when said movie to be reviewed is the best vampire movie ever made. And no, it’s not hyperbole if it lives up to the hype. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Let the Right One In’

Did somebody get told?

In response to today’s Headline of the Day, “Low dietary fat more effective in fighting breast cancer than wearing pink,” all we can say is DA-YUM.

We almost asked the writer, David Liu, who peed in his mammogram results, but–show of hands–anyone out there not aware of breast cancer?

That it kills a lot of women, and breasts are removed?

Getting tested is a good idea?

Yeah, that’s what we thought. Maybe it’s time for Komen to get into cookbooks instead of cheesy bumper stickers.

Soon it’ll be “Ohhhhhh Canada”

Rarely has our category ever been more accurate.

Canada, specifically Ontario, has begun the first steps in legalizing prostitution. A ruling by a judge took down three laws under the pretense that it’s to balance the rights of sex-trade workers, rather than having to deal with the concept of morality.

Now, what does this mean?

  1. Prostitutes could eventually become a unionized group, an outcome that could possibly lead to scantily and garishly clad women going on strike and many single men becoming incredibly sore (we’ll let you read into that).
  2. Don’t be surprised to see home sales, apartment rentals and hotel stays in Ontario go up.

The monkey-snake alliance is in effect

America, you have yet another reason to count yourself lucky that you live here: we are far less open to attack then so many other countries.

Here in America, we have a gentleman’s agreement during our sporting events that animals will not interfere (or else they will be severely punished. In India, such boundaries do not exist. In fact, because of the upcoming Commonwealth Games there, an elite team of monkey catchers and snake charmers has been deployed to ensure the invading primate and reptile armies will not interfere with the games, nor the spectators.

Methinks a joint attack is imminent.