Day: November 8, 2010

The McBournie Minute: Bacon-wrapped booze

Bacon: it’s arguably the greatest part of a BLT. It is also all around awesome. We’re talking about pork bacon, none of that impersonating turkey crap, or the reduced fat bacon. This the stuff that sizzles in its own fat until somewhat crispy. If the world had a flavor, it would be bacon, because bacon is awesome.

These are the sentiments of most guys I know. If you think about it, it’s hard to come up with a type of food that wouldn’t taste even better if bacon were added. Soup, seafood, ice cream–you name it, it will taste better with bacon. So it stands for reason that the same thing would apply for beverages. This is undoubtedly why the people at Jones Soda Co. are including bacon soda in their holiday pack this year. But I can do you one better.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have tasted bacon-flavored bourbon. Continue reading The McBournie Minute: Bacon-wrapped booze

They belong in a museum!

The ghost of Indiana Jones can rest a little easier: artwork that the Nazis supposedly destroyed for deviancy have been found. They attempted to get rid of it by storing it in a building and then burning the whole building down, with or without the assistance of allied bombs.

The sculptures survived down in the basement after the fire and were unearthed by recent construction work. Unfortunately, any works that were made of canvas or wood probably didn’t survive. But, the statues are mostly nudes, so we’ve got that going for us.

Jewish and Muslim people will be the worst cannibals

The future is now, people-and it is tasty. Savory and succulent and tasty. And soon to end.

Robots have identified human flesh as bacon, one of the more delicious parts of the food group.

With this bit of news, we’re not saying that you can run around and call cops “pigs,” only because we don’t have a lot of money to bail you out.

Now, keep this in mind: we’ve created robots that can consume meat for power. We’ve discovered that robots identify our skin as bacon. It’s only inevitable that we will now have to fend off the oncoming robot apocalypse sooner than we think. I’m not suggesting that we become a bunch of Luddites, but it may increase our chances.

Quick, turn off the internet before they can find this message and it’s too late!

Courtesy of Cassie

Pour a glass of the reason we have civilization

At some point in ancient history, or at least several decades ago, man made the change from nomad into a more settled lifestyle, giving birth to civilization. We may never know exactly what happened, but according to science, beer was the reason.

While people may have been growing grains under the guise of using it for bread, we now know that it was really they were making beer.