We thought we were safe. For months, we went without hearing a single word about them, but now, perhaps because they are unfreezing now that winter is over, they are back. Folks, zombies are in the Carolinas.
Luckily, the good folks at the South Carolina Department of Transportation were kind enough to warn drivers of zombies, hunters and tanks in the area. We can only presume that the hunters and tanks were called out to deal with the zombie infestation.
Remember folks, keep alert, keep your hands at ten and two and don’t pick up any hitch hikers.