I know what you’re thinking: “But, Rick, we’re at war with animals.” Also: “I’m a big fat jerkface who eats turds for breakfast, leftover turds for lunch and spaghetti for dinner because one can’t live on turds alone.”
(That’s right: I hear everything.)
Respect for our adversaries is healthy. It’s how we learn their weakspots and, in the process, learn to protect some of our own. Besides, should aliens invade, a temporary truce may be called and we’ll need to know how to best order animals in combat. (With a side of fries! I kid. Fries are terrible for warriors.)
So, here’s my—the only authoritative—list of the top 10 animals OF ALL TIME. Continue reading Take it from Snee: The Top 10 Animals OF ALL TIME