Day: June 1, 2011

We can understand his point of view

Not everyone is a fan of Charlie Sheen. It’s suspected that Rachel Oberlin is not, and Emilio Estevez might not be one (the jury’s still out). We suspect, though, that Freddy Caldwell is someone who joins their ranks, though exponentially so.

It’s being reported that Caldwell allegedly called a local channel and threatened to blow up the station if they continued to show reruns of Two And A Half Men. We don’t know for sure, but SG’s own Secret Agent Snee is currently on the investigation regarding the chair-people of the Ashton Kutcher fan club.

Just hope your swimming partner doesn’t spring a leak

There’s not much to celebrate in Lithuania — or at least that’s what we think, because we can’t name a single reason to go to that country in the first place. Well, until now, that is.

There, they celebrate men in the manliest way possible, by having a National Men’s Day, which of course, is celebrated by 20 men having a swimming race with inflatable dolls. This year, the winner of the annual race was Liudas Pestininkas and his date, “Vaida.”

“Vaida was a very good girl, and only listens to me. She is cool. Other participants don’t have dolls as cool as mine,” he said.