What is a devil? Would you consider it to be a serial killer without remorse? What about an authority figure who toys with said serial killer rather than taking him out and potentially doing more damage to society? Book-ended by a pair of severed noggins, this latest tale from the South Korean director Kim Jee-woon, I Saw The Devil, is an operatically violent revenge fantasy in which leaky veins trump airtight logic. It’s also one of my favorite movies in the past 10 years, if not more. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘I Saw The Devil’
Day: June 2, 2011
Whatever, the princess is still single
Video games are getting more and more popular with the older crowd, even though they aren’t selling too hot these days. However, if you play those games long enough, you’ll eventually get to the real-life level where you have lost your spouse, according to a survey.
A study by Divorce Online (for all your divorce needs, especially when you start to regret marrying that video game character), more women are filing for divorce with complaints that their husbands spend too much time playing games, and, we assume, not enough time pleasing the ladies, if you know what we mean, gentlemen. (We mean folding the laundry.)
And you thought your interview process was intense
Job interviews are, more often than not, pretty rough on the average person, but only in the mental and emotional sense. Certainly not in the physical sense, right? Well, if the situation involves a fake interview, then yeah, they are.
Which, happens? At all?
Reportedly, the man recruited the men with the claims that he would help train them for overseas work. This training included, but was not limited to, stripping them down, whipping them and sticking needles under their fingernails. As opposed to being told how to use Excel.
People, how many times do I have to drill into your head that Craigslist is not a place of joy?
The animals have sea-to-air missles
Many of you may be planning to head south for vacation, now that summer is unofficially here. Well, don’t. That is unless you’re ready to walk into a war zone.
Nowhere is safe right now, not even when you’re on a boat. Over the weekend, a female boater’s leg was broken when a sturgeon weighing up to 75 lbs (!) jumped on board and landed on her leg. Luckily, no one else was injured, and we assume that the sturgeon was dinner.
What’s shocking is that sturgeon seem to know exactly how to attack us, because this is the fifth time it’s happened this year alone. Grab a fishing rod, guys, it’s justice time.
Gym, tan, revoke international driver’s license
Bringing the cast of “Jersey Shore” over to Italy is, and always has been destined to be an epic disaster. Sure we were all expecting drunk hillarity, but poor, poor Snooki, she had her driver’s license revoked after getting into a fender bender with a cop car … a cop car that was being used as security for the cast.