Who won the 2004 BCS Nation Title? Quick, anyone? That’s right! USC.
Now, the BCS, in the swiftest of sanctions ever, seven years later, has stripped USC of their national title. So who owns it? Oklahoma? Who the Trojans pounded into submission? Nope. Auburn, who had equal stake to the hardware? Nope, according to the NCAA, no one has it. Yet that’s not the way it really works.
You see, every American who has the slightest inkling of what actually happens in college football, knows the whole system is corrupt. All that matters is which team has the best lot of corrupt athletes. And in 2004 we learned four things: Anchorman was the best movie, “American Idiot” was the best album, the Red Sox beat some team from New York, and USC had a whole team of inelgible athletes that could’ve gone toe to toe with most NFL squads.
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