Day: June 21, 2011

Eat My Sports: In full swing

With basketball done, and probably not coming back next season, football being done and not coming back next season, hockey being done for the year, it is time to re-shift our focus back to the MLB.

Baseball for most people is background noise until things really heat up in August, September and October. However, for the first time in a long time, you may see people gravitating back towards our boys of summer as most other professional sports are making news for the seasons that they will not be having. Continue reading Eat My Sports: In full swing

McCain couldn’t even make it to 2012 before ‘confusion’

News Flash! from The Guys’ “Holy Crap, Did We Dodge A Bullet There” Department: Former Presidential candidate, suspected carnival pirate ghost and Sen. John McCain cannot fathom why people would be upset that he blamed a wildfire on illegal immigrants. Though McCain claimed to hear this from a forest service officer, the U.S. Forest Service says there is no evidence of this claim whatsover.

McCain then said, presumably sleepily, that he meant “that other fire. You know, the one started by the beaners …. What? You can’t say ‘beaners’ anymore? But that’s what Carlos Mencia says, and he’s a, er, Latin.”

The Audacity of Impersonation

In other Obama related news …

The Republican Leadership Conference was recently held. While we’ll avoid the reference that old white men love having black guys do things for their entertainment, we will point out that a Barack Obama impersonator was hired for the event. That where the similarity to the first part of the previous sentence ends, as the joke may have been lost on more than a few of the attendees.

The impersonator proceeded to mock many of the GOP members hoping the next president, while also poking fun at the roots of the current president (to keep it fair, after all). But apparently, it was just too much to make fun of Michele Bachmann supporting a bunch of racists crazy people the Tea Party. Enough was enough, the mic was cut and the impersonator was given das boot!

Hey, GOP people: SG recommends that you get the guy from the Jerry’s Subs and Pizzas radio ads and utilize the technology that Conan uses. We’d support it.

Fast cars, fast women

In the U.S., a man’s 21st birthday is a rite of passage. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience when a man’s friend’s introduce him to the bar’s toilet, something he’ll be seeing a lot of that year.

Then there people who just have better birthdays than others. While he was a complete dumbass for allegedly driving drunk and getting himself into an accident, a police report said a Virginia man was going 85 mph at the time of the accident and having sex at the same time. Not only that, but at one point they were partially in the back seat of the car, and there was a third party in the car along with them.

SG homework assignment: Figure out the mechanics of this one and report back on what you find.