For those with Netflix (and if you don’t have it, then shame on you, and shame on me for my completely unsolicited plug), Iron Man 2 will soon be available to watch streaming. This is something to keep in mind, as there are worst ways to kill time. But should you put at the top of your queue, or should you just meander around to it? Hit the jump button to find out. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Iron Man 2’
Day: June 23, 2011
Get ready for a boom in spit cosmetics
Scientists have discovered a process that enables them to guess people’s age within five years based on their saliva. This method could revolutionize forensics because now criminologists won’t have to saw the bodies in half and count the rings.
But, the real story is one that was briefly mentioned and that we’re still waiting for: what the researchers were doing when they figured this out.
“[Dr. Eric] Vilain and his team, whose findings are reported in the online edition of the Public Library of Science One journal, made the discovery while studying 34 pairs of identical male twins with different sexual orientations” [emphasis ours].
Now that’s how you tease for grants and donors.
Rich. Meaty. Sin-filled.
The first sentence in this story might be one of the greatest sentences that has never been made up.
Okay, I need to figure something out. If there are some people out there that think getting their picture taken will steal their soul, if they themselves take a picture of their junk, does that only steal the soul of the genitalia? In other words, before arrests were made, was there an Amish man running around with a soulless penis?
When the hard questions dare be asked, SeriouslyGuys dares ask.
Somewhere out there is a very happy horse
It seems like it’s been a while since we talked about New Zealand. The country has gone into hibernation, for the most part, because it’s winter there. But the people will want find cuisine, and the Green Man Pub is ready to give it to them.
That’s why they’re serving up horse-semen shots. Yes, the man juice, of a horse, in a shot glass, served legally, in a restaurant. And it’s proving quite popular with the ladies. However, if you want to do a shot of horse semen, you need to get down there before July 3, when the fancy-pants beer and food event ends.
Makes you wonder, who was the first person to come up with this delicacy?
Family friendly confines
Hey you scantily clad people wanting to visit Riker’s Island, guess what? If you want to visit anyone, you gotta cover up the goods in order to make it more family friendly.
Because if we can’t take our children to prison, where can we take them?