In case you didn’t feel your life flash before your eyes today, the world nearly ended, because of an asteroid that passed pretty close to the Earth. OK, well it may not have ended the world, but I’m pretty sure that’s the same thing the dinosaurs thought before the asteroid that caused the flood that killed everyone but Noah and his family.
Folks, we live in the end of times, at least that’s what I keep hearing on the television. I am convinced that the world is going to end, or at least the world as we know it, because we keep coming up with new ways to end it all, from terrorists, to E. coli, to kudzu.
And honestly, I’m getting pretty sick of it. Either end the world already or shut up about it. Continue reading The McBournie Minute: We’re all gonna die