Day: June 30, 2011

MasterChugs Theater: ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’

This is it, the big summer blockbuster for 2011: Transformers: Dark of the Moon. We’ve seen how I felt about Transformers and how I felt about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (here’s a hint for the latter: my opinion has not changed for the better since first seeing it). So, is this one any good? Did it out-Bay Michael Bay himself? DOES SHIA LEBOUF GROW FACIAL HAIR?

Well, I’d tell you, but you’ll have click the jump to find out. What can I say, I like a good cliffhanger. Oh, there might be some spoilers here and there, but I’ll try to keep them minimal. Just a warning if I slip up. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’

‘Abortion Showdown’ this Friday!

Friday! FRIDAY! FRIDAY!

The federal court in Kansas City presents Abortion Showdown! Two clinics, one state, new regulations! For the first time in an American court, two abortion clinics will combine forces in a handicap match against one state: Missouri.

This match will determine the viability of recently passed abortion licensing regulations by the Rules and Regulations Board. Will the state’s political vengeance stand, or will the latest measures be … aborted?!

You do not want to miss this event! BE THERE!

Wretched reptiles!

Lately, when we think of threats to our nation’s airports, we think of geese and other birds. After all, geese are what cause the Miracle on the Hudson plane to come down. But animals are no longer just attacking planes in the air, they have taken their battle to the runways, too.

Turtles, terrapins to be exact, attacked John F. Kennedy Airport, named after famed New York Mayor Fiorello La Guardia, by scrambling around on the end of the runway. The turtles held up take-offs for well over several minutes before they were shooed away.

Nice try, turtles. Come back when you’re ninjas.