It’s been awfully wet on the east coast side of the US lately and that all lies at the feet of a lady named Irene. And despite the fact that people may have lost power, become ill from drastic weather changes and been flooded, ultimately, none of that’s important. You see, while all of that hullabaloo went down, a real travesty of nature took place on the west coast of the US, specifically in Venice Beach, California.
A sea lion attacked two people. DUM-DUM DUMMMMMMMM!
An older couple decided to go swimming in the waters Thursday evening, as is their right. It’s a casual dip, what’s to worry about? Outside of terror. The woman was bit on her leg. Those tend to be useful for swimming. Her husband, being a kind and brave soul, swam over to help her. His thanks was being bitten by the marauding sea lion on the head, hands and feet. Again, these parts of the body tend to be useful for swimming. Which they were doing. In the water.
Know this nature: You may think that you can take our attention away from one side of this country in order to initiate an attack. You might think it’s a clever tactic. You might even be proud of it. But we will rise from it. The human race will be survive and be stronger from your attack. We will have vengeance, and a swift and powerful vengeance it will be.
