If you’re not out on the road by now, I’ll see you out there soon, and if you are on the road right now, stop reading this and focus on driving. Labor Day weekend, the antiquated unofficial end of the summer is now here. I’ll be heading to Ohio, you know, that place everyone is proud to be from for no clear reason. If you were busy being named as part of the new season of “Dancing with the Stars” this week, odds are you missed it.
The moon landing was fake
This week, NASA came out and said it wanted to make clear that Apollo 18, opening this weekend, is not a real movie. The agency reminded the public that the last moon mission was Apollo 17, and that there was no secret launch after that, especially not one involving dead cosmonauts and general scariness. But did Apollo 11’s Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin really land on the moon so they could find an ancient Transformer that crashed there? You bet.
Diplomacy is back in D.C.
In a move of inter-branch cooperation, President Barack Obama said he wanted Congress to convene so he could address them about jobs and the economy, and congressional Republicans gave him the thumbs up. Just kidding! Obama and House Speaking John Boehner got in a pissing match over the day of the speech, and as with all other compromises, the president gave in.
Where is your iPhone now?
In news I swear I am not just reheating from last year, Apple employees seems to have lost another iPhone prototype in a bar. Last year, someone left what we would later know as the iPhone 4 in a bar in California, this time around, a prototype was found in a Mexican bar. However, it’s suggested that whoever found the AyPhone ended up selling it on Craigslist for about $200. Really.