So, I did some time traveling and stumbled across the 2031 re-release of the Star Wars saga onto the 4D Green-Ray format. I’m not sure exactly what that means, since my 20-year-older-self will rely on local children to plug new technology in for me. Also, I might have just committed future innuendo laws.
Starting off, let me just say that the 4D will/does look/looked awesome. Adding the extra dimension of time really opens(ed) up a lot of scenery and elapsed time that went unnoticed in previous formats. I was surprised that movies are still on disks, but the Griin-Ray blows away our current Blu-Ray tech out of the water because the lasers are green now.
Basically, I would recommend saving up now to eventually afford these home theater upgrades and also to survive the impending economic collapse of 2020. Hindsight’s gonna be a bitch in 2031, but I nailed that joke before anyone else. Take that, future funnymen!
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