Snow. Friggin’ snow. It’s still October and there’s snow in the forecast for a lot of the East Coast, including D.C. I grew up in Vermont, so I’m used to snowy Halloweens, but generally I like my winters after my falls, not a week after it was 75 degrees. The worst part about all this is that all those wonderful, classy women dressed like skanks tomorrow night will be all covered up by their winter coats. Where’s the spooky fun in that? If you were spreading for a Playboy spread this week, odds are you missed it.
What about ‘Hong Kong Phooey?’
In a rare interview, Eddie Murphy said that he’s not going to do a fourth Beverly Hills Cop, and is even considering going back out on the road doing stand-up, which he hasn’t done in a couple decades. But the most important news was that Murphy no longer wants to do family movies. Sorry, everyone who was looking forward to Daddy Daycare 2.
“Want a lap dance?” “You betcha!”
A boom in the oil business has turned Williston, North Dakota into the fastest-growing town in the U.S. Jobs are everywhere, and the money is flowing, it’s like Boardwalk Empire, only with no boardwalk. The boom is having a trickle-down effect, too, with strippers now making about $2,000 a night (!). Apparently, they’re getting talent coming in from Las Vegas in search of money. It’s only a matter of time before trains start getting held up.
That was my idea
Harvard Professor Elizabeth Warren, who is challenging Scott Brown for his seat in the U.S. Senate, said this week that she was basically the reason behind Occupy Wall Street, because she has been an outspoken critic of Wall Street practices for years. So you’re saying you created a leaderless movement that consists of people camping out in public places for long periods of time? I’m pretty sure the credit for that one goes to anyone who lived in a Hooverville.