I’m not going to get political or anything, but I gotta say it feels better and better to not be an Occupier right now. You may have seen headlines this week about the protesters moving around Washington, D.C. They made it out to be a bigger deal than it really was, but at one point, it was a crowd walking down the sidewalk downtown in heavy rain and high wind. They may get so cold this winter that they’ll ask to be pepper-sprayed just for the heat. If you were busy setting up a debate that only two candidates plan to attend, odds are you missed it.
Facebook is still for stalking
Mark Zuckerberg is used to having access to some of the most personal details of our lives, thanks to Facebook, but this week the rest of the world got to peek into his life without really having permission. An update to part of Facebook caused a glitch that made private photos accessible by anyone, we got to see some scene of him cooking with his girlfriend, and playing with their small, white dog-like pet. It’s nice to know that he’s just as boring on Facebook as we are.
Shields up!
The federal government released a series of satellite images of a solar flare taken earlier this month. That’s not particularly interesting, but what makes it of note is that as the flare hits Mercury, what looks like, well, something following the planet shows up. Alien enthusiasts are saying it’s a cloaked alien spacecraft, but we all know that the Klingon vessel slingshot around the Sun in order to travel back in time, so clearly it’s just something wrong with the lens.
What are you gonna do when the Hulk’s lawyer runs wild over you?
Terry “Hulk Hogan” Bollea is suing his ex-wife, Linda Bollea, for defaming him in her recent book, titled … whatever. In the book, she accuses the Hulkster of abusing her and having sexual relationships with other male wrestlers. We’re guessing that we could see the first use of “temporary Hulkamania” in the U.S. judicial system.