I’m sick of Christmas music. It’s only been a few weeks, but I just can’t take it anymore. This is a strange time of year, can you name one other holiday where we subject ourselves to the same songs year after year, trying to create a certain atmosphere. I don’t hate the songs themselves, it’s just that I can last about a week and a half of hearing the same eight songs sung by different people. That said, I’m working on a holiday album for next year. If you were busy getting named the next judge on America’s Got Talent this week, odds are you missed it.
Movers and shakers … and campers
You know those people camped out at your local park or near a government building? Next time you pass by, make sure to congratulate them. Time Magazine named “the protester” the Person of the Year. So there’s something they can be smug about. After all, there aren’t a ton of two-time winners walking the Earth–well, until this week.
Find a new excuse to drive poorly
This week, the National Transportation Safety Board called for a nationwide ban on all cellular phone use while driving, even when hands-free. The good news is that they didn’t say anything about eating, smoking, talking to passengers, fiddling with the radio, shaving, applying make-up, yelling at your children, fondling yourself or others, or giving yourself a pep-talk in the rear view mirror.
The ‘high’ is back in ‘high school’
A new study found that kids just aren’t drinking as much as they used to, but they’re not any soberer. Instead of boozing it up, teenagers are smoking more pot. Alcohol consumption levels have hit an all-time low amount teens, but marijuana use keeps climbing. In fact, one in 15 high-schoolers get high on a regular basis. Those respondents were easy to pick out because their every response in the written survey began with “Duuuuuuude.”