Just because it’s four days after Christmas doesn’t mean that Christmas is over. I mean, yes, Christmas is technically over, but that doesn’t mean that the Christmas spirit should leave you. It also means that it’s still perfectly okay to watch Christmas movies.
And boy oh boy, do we have one heckuva Christmas movie at hand. The Santa at the center of Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale is not the sort Mommy is likely to be kissing beneath the mistletoe (or anywhere else) this year. Rather, the focus of this bizarre Finnish fairy tale — as black as anything the Brothers Grimm could have dreamed up — is a sinister old codger who chews off ears and whose demon minion kidnaps innocent children. Looks like your Jewish friends were right about something. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Rare Exports’