If You Give a Mouse a Dew
Posted on January 3, 2012
Filed Under Facepalm, War on Animals | 1 Comment |
It might be time for Pepsi Co. Inc. to review their legal team.
When Ronald Ball of Illinois sued over allegedly finding a dead mouse in his can of Mountain Dew, the soft drink company responded with a resounding, “Nuh-uh,” adding that steeping a mouse in Mountain Dew would have corroded it into a “jelly-like” substance.
So, quit whining, and embrace the extreme! Why, there could be all kinds of acid-melted animals in the Code Red right there in your hand, dude.
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