Day: January 5, 2012

MasterChugs Theater: Top 10 for 2011

While I know that it’s past 2011, I’ve never been one to understand why Best Of lists always come out during the year, not at the beginning of the following year. Won’t there still be items coming out that need to go on the list?

That’s where this comes in.

This week, I present to you the best movies of 2011 for me. Now, the list doesn’t have quite all of the selections that you might see on other Best Of 2011 Movies lists because I only chose from the films that I saw. That’s the main criteria for this round-up. Want to know what made the list? Hit the jump to find out. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: Top 10 for 2011

Somebody’s hawking for a ‘Big Bang Theory’ cameo

Reader, are women a complete mystery to you? Women readers, are you a complete mystery to yourselves?

Don’t feel so bad. You’re in the same boat as Professor Stephen Hawking, and he’s a genius.

The author of ’80s coffee table book, A Brief History of Time, was asked by New Scientist magazine (even though he’s not exactly new) what he thinks about the most, to which he replied, “Women.” And then, realizing that the greatest living mind just sounded like a hornball, he added, “They are a complete mystery.”

Ladies who just “d’aww”-ed: now imagine that spoken through a Speak & Spell. It’s like your dildo gained sentience and wants to fill you with Borg babies.

Marketing will surprisingly not be by word of mouf

Ludacris, the rapping/acting soul that welcomes people to Atlanta, has decided to open up a restaurant based off of his album Chicken-N-Beer. The shack, a part of Atlanta’s airport, will be named, obviously, Chicken-N-Beer.

Three guesses as to what you’ll be able to find on the menu.

Coughing apparently a body-slammable offense in Georgia

Last month, we told you that cupcakes were an offense of the highest level at airports. However, that’s just at airports on the ground. In the skies, there’s even worse.

Coughing.

Patrick White, a 31 year old man from Georgia, has been charged with misdemeanor battery. IN THE AIR (which is almost as funny to use to end sentences with as ‘in the butt’ and ‘in bed’). On a flight to Florida, White allegedly began harassing a teenage girl over her illness. Seeing as how she wouldn’t comply with his demands and his down-home treatment of belittling her and using obscenities in public didn’t work this time, he made the only logical action that could be made when in the air: He charged her and body-slammed the girl.

It’s probably a tough-love, local treatment from where he comes from like castor oil.

The sky is falling yet again

New year, same problems.

We had quite a bit of space debris to worry about last year. It seemed like the sky was falling on us left and right. Guess what, Planet Earth? You have about a week until the party starts up again.

The Russian probe Phobos-Grunt was launched in November, aiming for Mars. However, its rocket boosters failed to fire once it got into orbit around the Earth and it’s been up there ever since. Soon it’s going to come crashing down on us. Russian scientists say up to 30 400-lb. pieces of the probe will fall from the sky in a week or so.

Then again, it could just be a cover-up for more Transformers coming to Earth.