Somebody’s hawking for a ‘Big Bang Theory’ cameo
Posted on January 5, 2012
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Reader, are women a complete mystery to you? Women readers, are you a complete mystery to yourselves?
Don’t feel so bad. You’re in the same boat as Professor Stephen Hawking, and he’s a genius.
The author of ’80s coffee table book, A Brief History of Time, was asked by New Scientist magazine (even though he’s not exactly new) what he thinks about the most, to which he replied, “Women.” And then, realizing that the greatest living mind just sounded like a hornball, he added, “They are a complete mystery.”
Ladies who just “d’aww”-ed: now imagine that spoken through a Speak & Spell. It’s like your dildo gained sentience and wants to fill you with Borg babies.
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Lolled at Borg babies!
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[...] recent news, the smartest man on wheels, Stephen Hawking revealed that he spends most of his time thinking about women. And I, for one, feel much better for knowing that, because I also find women to be “a complete [...]